2008 Woodie Awards
Horrorscopes
Amber Jenne/ Verge editor
Issue date: 10/31/03 Section: The Verge
Editor's note: Amber is only a psychic-in-training. These horoscopes are for entertainment only.
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)- Unexpected visitors could come to your home today, dear Scorpio. An exciting conversation could take place, bringing fresh ideas and interesting thoughts. Expect a very busy but productive weekend. Look ahead towards the future rather than back towards the past.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)- Some unusual and interesting dreams could come your way this weekend, dear Sagittarius, bringing unexpected revelations about yourself and your past- and possibly about your future. Write your dreams down! You never know what important messages they may hold.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)- A surprising revelation could set you off in an entirely new direction this weekend, dear Capricorn. You'll have an increased sense of freedom, as well as a clearer outlook. You might find yourself considering some pretty heavy changes in your life, but don't make any final decisions or arrangements today. Wait a while before putting your ideas into action.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 17)- Intellectual stimulation with close friends could open up the way to new plans and new innovations this weekend, dear Aquarius. You might want to try expanding your knowledge and opening your mind. Success and good fortune through such activities may quickly follow.
Pisces (Feb. 18-March 19)- A sudden and unexpected opportunity may come your way this weekend, dear Pisces. This might be something you've been wanting for a long time- perhaps a new and exciting field of interest. Enjoy! This promises to be a thoroughly stimulating day!
Aries (March 20-April 19)- Unexpected developments regarding money could brighten your day today, dear Aries. It could be that a long-term goal you've been striving for finally brings its benefits. There might be uncertainty as to when it's coming or exactly how much it'll bring, but the outcome promises to be very gratifying.
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)- Unexpected visitors could come to your home today, dear Scorpio. An exciting conversation could take place, bringing fresh ideas and interesting thoughts. Expect a very busy but productive weekend. Look ahead towards the future rather than back towards the past.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)- Some unusual and interesting dreams could come your way this weekend, dear Sagittarius, bringing unexpected revelations about yourself and your past- and possibly about your future. Write your dreams down! You never know what important messages they may hold.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)- A surprising revelation could set you off in an entirely new direction this weekend, dear Capricorn. You'll have an increased sense of freedom, as well as a clearer outlook. You might find yourself considering some pretty heavy changes in your life, but don't make any final decisions or arrangements today. Wait a while before putting your ideas into action.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 17)- Intellectual stimulation with close friends could open up the way to new plans and new innovations this weekend, dear Aquarius. You might want to try expanding your knowledge and opening your mind. Success and good fortune through such activities may quickly follow.
Pisces (Feb. 18-March 19)- A sudden and unexpected opportunity may come your way this weekend, dear Pisces. This might be something you've been wanting for a long time- perhaps a new and exciting field of interest. Enjoy! This promises to be a thoroughly stimulating day!
Aries (March 20-April 19)- Unexpected developments regarding money could brighten your day today, dear Aries. It could be that a long-term goal you've been striving for finally brings its benefits. There might be uncertainty as to when it's coming or exactly how much it'll bring, but the outcome promises to be very gratifying.
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