Horrorscopes

By: Amber Jenne/ Verge editor

Posted: 10/31/03

Editor's note: Amber is only a psychic-in-training. These horoscopes are for entertainment only.

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)- Unexpected visitors could come to your home today, dear Scorpio. An exciting conversation could take place, bringing fresh ideas and interesting thoughts. Expect a very busy but productive weekend. Look ahead towards the future rather than back towards the past.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)- Some unusual and interesting dreams could come your way this weekend, dear Sagittarius, bringing unexpected revelations about yourself and your past- and possibly about your future. Write your dreams down! You never know what important messages they may hold.

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)- A surprising revelation could set you off in an entirely new direction this weekend, dear Capricorn. You'll have an increased sense of freedom, as well as a clearer outlook. You might find yourself considering some pretty heavy changes in your life, but don't make any final decisions or arrangements today. Wait a while before putting your ideas into action.

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 17)- Intellectual stimulation with close friends could open up the way to new plans and new innovations this weekend, dear Aquarius. You might want to try expanding your knowledge and opening your mind. Success and good fortune through such activities may quickly follow.

Pisces (Feb. 18-March 19)- A sudden and unexpected opportunity may come your way this weekend, dear Pisces. This might be something you've been wanting for a long time- perhaps a new and exciting field of interest. Enjoy! This promises to be a thoroughly stimulating day!

Aries (March 20-April 19)- Unexpected developments regarding money could brighten your day today, dear Aries. It could be that a long-term goal you've been striving for finally brings its benefits. There might be uncertainty as to when it's coming or exactly how much it'll bring, but the outcome promises to be very gratifying.

Taurus (April 20-May 19)- Today you might feel the desire to break free from your daily routine, dear Taurus, particularly with regard to career matters. If this is what you have in mind, this is a good day to start looking into it. You might find that there are more possibilities out there than you would ever have expected.

Gemini (May 20-June 20)- The unexpected need to be spontaneous this weekend may arise quickly, dear Gemini. Seize the moment and do something different- something far away from your regular routine. Don't be afraid to open your mind and explore the unknown!

Cancer (June 21-July 21)- Sudden and unexpected luck could come your way this weekend, dear Cancer. A long-term goal on which you have been working might bring unexpected but wonderful results. Group activities, particularly those involving social or political issues, could take up a lot of your time. This promises to be a busy and productive weekend - but be sure to expect the unexpected!

Leo (July 22-Aug. 22)- Take into consideration all the things that make you... YOU, dear Leo! Don't underestimate the power of your strength and ability to make things happen. Keep going and prove to yourself that anything is possible!

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept.21)- Don't feel guilty for taking some time off to relax this weekend, dear Virgo. You don't always have to be doing a million things at once. Life will not seem as sweet if you don't take the time to appreciate it. Embellish yourself in the things you often ignore because of your busy schedule. Relax and enjoy!

Libra (Sept. 22-Oct. 22)- If you're not careful this weekend, dear Libra, you may find people taking advantage of you and your naive characteristics. Watch out for people who once befriended you that now want to be so close. Surround yourself with only those you can trust, and ignore others who don't appreciate you and all you stand for.